stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

  • AND
  • I
  • AINT
  • FUCKING
  • SCARED
  • OF 
  • HIM

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass

dangerhamster:

five-hundred:

And this is why you always reblog RDJ

THEY DON’T TEACH FRENCH IN JAIL

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

thescienceofjohnlock:

cumber-cookie-batch:

Imagine sex on this thing xD

There are two types of people in the world and I’m one of the ones imagining the sex.

thescienceofjohnlock:

cumber-cookie-batch:

Imagine sex on this thing xD

There are two types of people in the world and I’m one of the ones imagining the sex.

beautiful-wildlife:

Grooming is comfortably by Masa Nakamura

beautiful-wildlife:

Grooming is comfortably by Masa Nakamura

bitch2007:

what happens when you park illegally

bitch2007:

what happens when you park illegally

songofages:

ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

It’s for science.

livelongandreadbooks:

spoken-not-written:

mummyross:

ratandgoat:

vincedamnawesome:

The more powerful and perfect better version of “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”

FUCKING FUCK MOTHER OF ALL GODLY FUCK

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

BRENDON WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME

JESUS GOD BRENDON

i hate you Brendon

Even if you aren’t really a fan, you should listen to this, it sounds so beautiful this way